Played around with my hair instead of just letting it scraggle around
My baby sister just told me that she wants 6 cats and she’s going to name all of the after Avengers
Then she said if one of them was brown and grey she’d name it “Falcon” instead of an Avenger name
When I pointed out that the Falcon is a part of the Avengers in the comics she just stared at me and whispered “Does that mean I can have /seven/ cats?”
I feel like they probably bond over the fact they always wind up walking the same paths, even though Clint’s been walking them a lot longer
every song is a ship song if you’re in too deep
Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.