EvilKitten42

My prediction for Doctor Who is that it will be super emotional and then:

D: “My name is John Smith”

C: “What?”

D: “John Smith!”

C: “But that’s your fake name”

D: “No my fake name is John Smith!”

C: “Which is what you just said!”

D: “No it isn’t! I said John Smith!”

And it turns out the TARDIS won’t translate his name properly because it’s her job to stop him doing stupid shit like that

I wasn’t paying attention to the TV and an ad said “Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?” and I thought it was a really twisted ad for the Supernatural finale

Do you think the BBC puts the Doctor Who finale on at the same time as the Eurovision finale because they hate the fact the UK never wins?

xo-frnk:

it doesnt matter what kind of photo i see of Frank my reaction is always

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ^{(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧}

(Source: oschawott)

jehanprouvairexo:

walk into the club like what up would you like to change religions ive got a free book written by jesus 

drunknuncle:

there is only one part of my childhood that i wish i could block from my memory

miss-doctorwho:

partners-in-time:

miss-doctorwho:

If you think about it, Facebook has not even reached the stage of Gif’s yet.

Or italics

How can I express my feelings with no italics

It has not even got bold

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”. 

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we  say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

(Source: sweetestserendipityyy)

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot